Thursday, February 16, 2012

An Endorsement for The Dad Dude Jean

feed-time ensemble

We've all heard of mom jeans. And, yoga pants are the uniform of a certain stripe of fit young mothers. Well, today I'd like to introduce you fine folks to The Dad Dude Jean—the perfect uniform for today's stay-at-home dad with style.
But wait, that's not all....

The ample side pockets of the standard-issue Dickies Carpenter Jean is a perfect fit for the dad on the go. The larger, angled side pocket is ideal for bottles. Even an 8-ounce bottle with its cap on fits as snug as a bug. You can complete the feed-time ensemble with the other, smaller side pocket, which serves as the perfect place to jam in a burp cloth, which is best left dangling gas-station-attendant style. On the other side of the jean is a loop meant for a hammer or, in this case, the clip attached to a baby monitor.
monitoring the situation
But wait, that's not all....

The handy, dandy Dad Dude Jean has many, many purposes. A favorite of the moms who take Gymboree classes with me and Baby Dude is its ability to keep unseemly plumber crack at bay! That's right, there is ample room in these jeans for modesty while I crawl, lunge and contort with Baby Dude throughout the day.
But wait, that's not all....

As Baby Dude gets older and morphs into Toddler Dude, the side pockets can conveniently serve as a portable fruit roll-up and string cheese warmer. And the ample front slash pockets and rear pockets will certainly allow for juice boxes, Cheerios and toys. (Not to mention the small change pocket that is perfect for storing guitar picks.)

I wholeheartedly endorse The Dad Dude Jean.

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